Posts Tagged ‘men’

virginal whore car

treat my car like a virgin: go slow and easy. make sure she’s well-lubricated. check under her skirt obsessively.

Fleetwood Mac, part I

my boyfriend watches a five-part series on the comcast on-demand channel, and says “When my beard went over my lip I bet it looked that disgusting. I didn’t know that’s how stupid I looked.” OK. here are the photos. you decide!

facial art

I just realized there’s another meaning for “facial art.” I had always referred to facial art as goatees and mustaches. But I was just looking around online for the term “facial art” and all I found was piercings and tattoos.





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